Saturday, May 10, 2008

You Know You're Getting Old When.......

So you know when you are in a group of people and you start exchanging your most embarrassing moments? Well I never really had a really good most embarrassing moment to share...until now. Last Sunday we were at the Grover's for Owen's birthday party. The party was in their backyard where they have a trampoline. We have a tramp so I don't know what possessed me to get on their's but I did. And then I proceed to say "let's see if I can still do a flip." I successfully flipped, I didn't land upright, but I made it all the way around. That was not the embarrassing part. That part came when as a went to do the flip I peed my pants. I guess when I went to flip my stomach muscles contracted so hard that it forced a small amount of pee out of me. And to make it worse since I was flipping it didn't really stay in one place, it ran everywhere. I have to admit I was a little shocked. I have never peed my pants before, at least as an adult. I know I have had 2 children and some people get weak bladders from having children and I guess that's what I'm gonna go ahead and blame this on, but I have never had bladder problems in the past. So I'm grateful that it was only our family and the Grover family that was in the backyard when it happened. It probably would have been that much worse if their whole extended family was still there for the party. Although I don't think that I would have gotten on the tramp in the first place if the whole family was still there. Tina and Lance already know I'm a dork so I don't get too embarrassed if I do stupid things around them. I'm also grateful that my bladder didn't empty completely. At least the pee wasn't visible to everyone. Maybe I shouldn't have said anything to begin with, then they wouldn't have known. I also definitely shouldn't have told Alisha, which is the reason that I'm even posting this in the first place, she said if I didn't post it she would. So there you have it people. I peed my pants. Laugh it up. I don't think I'll be attempting another flip anytime soon. And if I do, I'll make sure I go to the bathroom first.

8 comments:

Muggle Mom said...

hahahaha!!!! very embarrassing, but it made me laugh! ;)

Drew and Kat said...

Haha! This was too funny!

Hope all is well with you guys! =)

Tresca said...

LOL!!!!

Geez April -- you're a hot damn mess :)

Gerilyn said...

Oh, I love it! Weird things happen after you have kids!!!

Taylors6 said...

Peeing you pants is cool April. Didn't you know. HA HA HA HA

Anonymous said...

too funny!

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mandi said...

HAHA!! Actually, I'm really impressed that you're still attempting flips on the tramp. All it takes for me to pee is a powerful sneeze, so welcome to the club. haha Sad.:(